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# 22608 | MeinVZ | aha! | 27.04.2012 11:52:02 Uhr | | Positiv bewerten

Self-portrait of girl that could have any guy she wanted, followed by depreciating caption

One door closes and another person gets punched in the face for not holding the door open.

what is happening in the southeast asia punk movement right now makes english and american predecessors look like beliebers

# 17932 | MeinVZ | aha! | 24.02.2012 15:57:07 Uhr | | Positiv bewerten

The first person to ever eat a lobster must have been one hungry mofo.

# 16990 | MeinVZ | aha! | 16.02.2012 12:39:11 Uhr | | Positiv bewerten

Hair is dead; parasitic, fibrous, keratin-protein structures hanging out of your flesh and styled in a pleasing manner.

I'm blue abedeabediabediabdeiadbediabediabedi.
Really?

Morning.

Notice how I missed the 'Good' off there.

# 16919 | MeinVZ | WTF | 16.02.2012 9:22:33 Uhr | | Positiv bewerten

When looking for a new home, it's important to ask yourself, "Can I see myself having violent diarrhea here?"

Did you know that if you greet the sea, it'll wave back?

How we need another soul to cling to, another body to keep us warm. To rest and to trust: I need this, I need someone to pour myself into.

I wish I didn't suck so bad at being a human being.

I'm at my coolest when I just come out of the refrigerator naked.

# 16591 | MeinVZ | aha! | 13.02.2012 17:09:25 Uhr | | Positiv bewerten

People telling me it was Sony, not Apple, that raised the price. Turns out we're both wrong; it was Rick Santorum.

People that spell thanks "thanx" are morally horrible.

I'm 5 pushups away from breaking a steel chair over my step-father's head.

Pretty sure parents with YouTube accounts are a sign of the apocalypse.

I don't understand funny replies. Just say what you're trying to say. I'm on cold medicine and other things.

There's so much shitty music that it's almost worth completely eliminating the concept of music.

# 14002 | MeinVZ | Sex | 13.01.2012 23:31:52 Uhr | | Positiv bewerten

Follow me. First stop, the bedroom.

Just another day when no one is like "Here's $500 just for being you."

Children are a gift, but seriously, I'd rather just have a gift card to Target. Thanks.

Strangers act so weird when you pet them.

Woke up with a feather in my mouth, so, yeah, pretty good night with my pillow.

Just passed a whole brunch of white people.

Damn. We're going out shopping for furniture, and I forgot my wheelbarrow full of cash.

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